Susu: Siti, what's an e-invite?
Me: *stares in disbelief*
Rei: Yeah. What is it?
Me: *still staring in disbelief*
After like 68 seconds;
Rei: Can eat wan ah? If can, can I have cheese with it?
Me: YOU TWO STOP TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK CAN ANOT?
Dahlah kerje urgent. Boleh pulak buat lawak antarabangse. Memang la kene sumpah seranah lepas tu kannnnn.
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W: Where's Rei?
SW: Extracting water.
Me: Extracting water??? What?
N: Peeing la.
Me: Then, shouldn't it be dispensing water? I mean you dispense water from your body, you don't extract it. Right?
W: Eh, true also. When you say extract, it's something being pulled out..
N: There's this thing called gravity, it extracts the pee maa...
"WOI, STOP DISCUSSING ABOUT MY PEEING!"
Lesson of the day?
Dinding kat ofis sangat nipis, mamat dalam toilet pun boleh dengar kitorang kat luar.
Habis tu, yang selame ni kitorang asyik mengutuk orang tu?
Ahh sudaaaaahhhh...
Me: *stares in disbelief*
Rei: Yeah. What is it?
Me: *still staring in disbelief*
After like 68 seconds;
Rei: Can eat wan ah? If can, can I have cheese with it?
Me: YOU TWO STOP TRYING TO GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK CAN ANOT?
Dahlah kerje urgent. Boleh pulak buat lawak antarabangse. Memang la kene sumpah seranah lepas tu kannnnn.
***************************
W: Where's Rei?
SW: Extracting water.
Me: Extracting water??? What?
N: Peeing la.
Me: Then, shouldn't it be dispensing water? I mean you dispense water from your body, you don't extract it. Right?
W: Eh, true also. When you say extract, it's something being pulled out..
N: There's this thing called gravity, it extracts the pee maa...
"WOI, STOP DISCUSSING ABOUT MY PEEING!"
Lesson of the day?
Dinding kat ofis sangat nipis, mamat dalam toilet pun boleh dengar kitorang kat luar.
Habis tu, yang selame ni kitorang asyik mengutuk orang tu?
Ahh sudaaaaahhhh...
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